Lice Broadway Show
December 23, 2007 by Matt
Spammers say the darndest things:
I have a great idea for a Broadway show, My company is Lice**** the professional service for the removal of head lice. The anguish,helplessness, and then the relief of the Parents with children with head lice is a wonderfull setting for a Broadway hit. Please contact me at 917-***-****.
Tickets go on sale… never.
So what would they name the show that will never be, Lice Cream or perhaps the Seven Day Itch?
LOL, I’ll make sure to bring a fine tooth comb to that presentation.
I believe it’s a musical. Seriously, I’d love to see the dancing dandruff sequence. I mean that!
I paid homage to Akismet in my SPAMWARS screenplay!
*I wonder if this comment constitutes as spamming
I expect you mean “darnedest.”
Great, i feel itchy already! Hopefully Lice protection will be in a future upgrade of Akismet!
Lousy spammers…
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LOL that’s a real scary presentation to go to
. I don’t want any lice dancing around my head. Anyway you sure got the point across in a very effective way.
Sadly, i have no headlice puns as it seems i’ve been beaten to it.
However, i’ve gotta say that’s pretty damn awesome. I wish i got spam as funny as that.