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Lice Broadway Show

11 pm, December 23rd, 2007

Spammers say the darndest things:

I have a great idea for a Broadway show, My company is Lice**** the professional service for the removal of head lice. The anguish,helplessness, and then the relief of the Parents with children with head lice is a wonderfull setting for a Broadway hit. Please contact me at 917-***-****.

Tickets go on sale… never.

10 Responses

  1. Gene Says:

    So what would they name the show that will never be, Lice Cream or perhaps the Seven Day Itch?

  2. Jeffro2pt0 Says:

    LOL, I’ll make sure to bring a fine tooth comb to that presentation.

  3. Kaf Says:

    I believe it’s a musical. Seriously, I’d love to see the dancing dandruff sequence. I mean that!

  4. Chewxy Says:

    I paid homage to Akismet in my SPAMWARS screenplay!

    *I wonder if this comment constitutes as spamming

  5. Joe Clark Says:

    I expect you mean “darnedest.”

  6. Greg Says:

    Great, i feel itchy already! Hopefully Lice protection will be in a future upgrade of Akismet!

  7. CarlB Says:

    Lousy spammers… :)

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  9. Rina Says:

    LOL that’s a real scary presentation to go to :D . I don’t want any lice dancing around my head. Anyway you sure got the point across in a very effective way.

  10. nick h. Says:

    Sadly, i have no headlice puns as it seems i’ve been beaten to it.
    However, i’ve gotta say that’s pretty damn awesome. I wish i got spam as funny as that.

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