Lice Broadway Show
11 pm, December 23rd, 2007
Spammers say the darndest things:
I have a great idea for a Broadway show, My company is Lice**** the professional service for the removal of head lice. The anguish,helplessness, and then the relief of the Parents with children with head lice is a wonderfull setting for a Broadway hit. Please contact me at 917-***-****.
Tickets go on sale… never.
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 pm
So what would they name the show that will never be, Lice Cream or perhaps the Seven Day Itch?
December 24th, 2007 at 12:53 am
LOL, I’ll make sure to bring a fine tooth comb to that presentation.
December 24th, 2007 at 1:24 am
I believe it’s a musical. Seriously, I’d love to see the dancing dandruff sequence. I mean that!
December 24th, 2007 at 4:15 am
I paid homage to Akismet in my SPAMWARS screenplay!
*I wonder if this comment constitutes as spamming
December 24th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I expect you mean “darnedest.”
December 25th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Great, i feel itchy already! Hopefully Lice protection will be in a future upgrade of Akismet!
February 13th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Lousy spammers…
October 19th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
LOL that’s a real scary presentation to go to
. I don’t want any lice dancing around my head. Anyway you sure got the point across in a very effective way.
January 20th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Sadly, i have no headlice puns as it seems i’ve been beaten to it.
However, i’ve gotta say that’s pretty damn awesome. I wish i got spam as funny as that.