I have never heard of Lasso before today, but Jason Huck has implemented the Akismet API in Lasso for any developers out there who might be using that scripting language.
It has of course been added to our development page which is starting to fill out nicely.
Thanks Jason!
Akismet 
Lasso is a great language which has built up a significant userbase by being an advanced scripting language for 4D and FileMaker databases (in addition to MySQL and Oracle amongst others).
Regardless, it’s cool that Akismet can even be implemented in such a manner! It shows you one of the true possibilities of open source code.