“Please do not delete this. Money obtained from spam will go to children in uganda.”
Uh huh. I’ll get right on that. 😉
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LOL :p
HAHAHAHA
*snort*
Hey, that’s pretty funny! I always like it when the spammers actually label their posts as Spam and try to say something creative.
Well. They’re right, aren’t they?
Classic.
Trying the Robin Hood approach. Good one, but… FAIL!
haha, yeah right ! 😛
Awesome. And it probably works on a lot of people too.
That bit of spam is easily one of the funniest that I’ve read.
Oh man that’s priceless.
That’s pretty awesome spam.
Ugandan kids would be better helped by cans of spam, though. 😉
Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children???
A joke for ending 2007.
Why didn’t I think of that?
Maybe it was sent by a group of children in Uganda?
🙂
What were they pimping? Cheap drugs or porn?
Right, and I have some nice swamp land in Arizona up for sale too. 😀
Hahaha. That just made my day 😀
That’s great. Though the scary part might be if people actually believe them… let’s hope not, heh.
That’s fun. I have seen a lot of them last year. Others posted “Do not delete I need money”, sound pretty poor. Oh, I am also poor.
Other trend look like normal comment with don’t understand something on post but commenter url is something els.
Haha!
Heheh..
At least you read spam..
My spammers are never that amusing. Nothing but hundreds of links… rats..
Wow. That’s pretty freaking awesome.
ROTFL 😀
That’s a very good excuse.. hahahhaa
hehehe… worst part is that someone, somewhere will fall for that…
I like beans
Yup! And since they are such upright individuals I am willing to release all my financial information to them via email. No, wait Mr. Spammer. The check is in the mail.
Austin (recent victim of spam blogs Argh!)
Buyz monkes.
Please do not delete this. Money obtained from spam will go to children in uganda.
(Sorry couldnt rezist)
Was this one of those “Get super-size for your willy on New Year holiday!” spam? 🙂
new strategy, i believe someone will follow his order..
Bwahahaha, OMG.
Ha, nice. It’s a step above “Help me get out of debt” and a step below “Dearest friend, I have cancer and would like to give all of my money to you.”
What will they come up with next – and most importantly, when will these every work?
If I wasn’t feeling so sardonic about this, I’d splork my screen.
I’ll send them a donation from the millions I’m getting from the general in Nigeria — or is that the fellow who says he’ll share his take from the Irish Sweepstakes with me?
it’s the american way no? say you’re doing it for the children or the women or the downtrodden in some distant land who’ve not yet discovered the great ideals of demockery. strike that. make it democracy. right? riiight!
Genius!
They’ve resorted to asking people to not remove spam!? Wow! Thats friggin awesome! Next thing you know they’ll be offering us lotza monies to not remove spam. hehehehhehee.
Fun stuff.
I’ve been getting great subject lines lately, like these: “Clown Sunglasses Chocolates Elephant Ears Kaleidoscope Monster,” “Fan Alphabet Button Sunglasses Egg Insect Banana,” and the best yet: “Bowl Baby Elephant Vulture Sex.”
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Send this to Brangelina. Maybe they help 🙂
Sweet, I am moving my kids to Uganda!
hahah
I ❤ spammers.
Ha! I love it. I wrote something about all the PSAM Akismet has been catching for me too. Check it out here:
http://thisisjoshua.com/?p=21
And NO, this message was not SPAM!
I honestly cannot imagine any way spam benefits the people making it… does it actually bring in money? I mean wtf.
Nice! Reminds me of the one I used to regularly get and seems to have disappeared recently:
“I’m an evil person and have to spam”
At least they were being partly honest on that one…
Very funny !!
Hey, spammers: get a check in the mail, and I’ll stop running SK2 with the Akismet plugin. You obviously know where to send it. 😛
Well at least part of the message was truthful.. that it was a spam message.
support the children 🙂
A politically aware spammer. New one to me lol
HAHAHA!
I had one very polite spammer apologize for leaving it, as she liked my site, but was required to do it for her job.
yeah, money got with viagra spam, hehehe. 😀
LOL, now thats a pretty lame excuse .. but nice 😀
Made em laugh for sure =)
silly spammer…
no..no..no..spam are bad “people” in the web..
Save the spam, save the children.
Nice try 😀
How should we interpret this? The spambots are actually children from Uganda? Then it all makes sense, doesn’t it?
Wow, more ways to entertain us. Sweet.
LOOOOOOOL!!!
“Please do not save this. Money saved from deleting spam will go to my children in the USA.”
Best I’ve had is “Sorry, I’m poor :(”
Well I am too, get a job.
Oh man! Thanks for publishing that, this is awesome! I wish spammers on my site were this creative 🙂
haha… ok ok
I wont delete you..
you unselfish piece of spam!
They can be creative, like the 419 spam posing as representatives from the bank of Nigeria to return money to scammed victims
…i hate spam!
Too smart :))
Oh yeah, they will try everything huh?
You mean its not true???
Spammers are now trying to engage bloggers in conversation and it seems to be working, at least as far as getting past Akismet’s beady eye:
http://www.blahblahtech.com/2007/12/comment-spam-becoming-conversational.html
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Great spam
I think I saw that same piece of spam come across my blog too! But in my Akismet filter, of course. 🙂